Chuckling out loud is a great way to start a morning.
An elderly man called to ask about his taxes, when re-appraisals are, and to make sure his acreage was still on greenbelt. I answered all his questions.
The man told me thank you and ask if I had heard about the elderly woman who got caught shoplifting. I said no, was she in Monroe County?
The man said, yes, she got caught shoplifting. A week later she went before the judge. The judge asked the woman what she stole. She said a can of peaches. The judge asked how many peaches are in a can. She said six. He told her, "well, I think six days in jail is fair for six peaches". She responded yes, that was fair. Her husband then jumped up and said, Sir, she also stole a can of peas!"
I laughed and laughed and told him to call me next week with another story!
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