Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Election 2014

My Oath of Office.  Election 2014.


I'm rarely mischievous, but this morning I was. Tailgaters.  Ugh.  Nerve wracking.  My cure, or revenge, is to turn my windshield washers on.  The person who is toooo close really doesn't like to be sprayed with water and thus have to turn their windshield blades on.  Especially irritated are those in a nice, shiny, black fancy car...


An invention I need to apply for a Patent?  Rearview mirror with an internal camera to enable the driver to take selfies.  A new car option all would pay for I am sure.....