Well, my wonderful great niece Chelsea decided to have revenge on me after the hole punch incident a couple weeks ago. I had bought six hostas plants and left them at the end of our driveway on our bank. Chelsea stole two.
The reason the gag was an epic fail? Reason #1: I didn't know they were missing as I hadn't tried to plant. Reason #2: I only found out they were missing when Chelsea's sister Bella brought them home to me. Seems Chelsea was told she'd have to take care of the plants until I figured out they were gone. She wasn't THAT dedicated to her poorly thought out plan.