"I quit" this show.....

Okay, I hate "The Bachelorette" and "The Bachelor" but watch sometimes with Chris.  Seems the times I watch something "out of the ordinary", as they call it, happens.  I think the "out of the ordinary" this year should be this girl turning to the commentator/announcer guy and saying "I quit".

The Bachelorette

Oh, my, goodness.  I hate the shows "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette".  Chris likes them as does his mom.  I'm watching the new "Bachelorette".  Why?  I rarely watch or don't watch many episodes.  I can't believe the men who introduced themselves on tonight's premier.  Yuck.  Send them all home lady.  Where are the real men?  Not fake.  Real marriage material.  Ugh.

Chris used to go to his mom's to watch with her on Monday nights.  This season is definitely a season he is going to do that.  This is the biggest grossing me out season yet........Stupid.

Diesel Dog

Diesel Dog or Diesel Damage or Bubba.  He has so many names.  And gives so much love.  The past couple of years he has started getting gray on his face.  Diesel is ten now.  

I don't like him getting old....

Sabertooth Mosquitos

The mosquitos in Paris, TN may be so big they ask for your blood donor card.  But the ones in Corntassel are Sabertooth Mosquitos.  They can bite through anything.

Lazy River

I told Chris that Splash Country has some sort of new water coaster slide but that I don't really like Splash Country that good.

Chris said, "I like it okay."

I said "Well.....I like the Lazy River ride."

Chris said, "Golly bum Marna, there's just no sport in you at all is there?  Bless your heart."

I love Dolly!!!