Chris got two new pair of swim trunks. He said he really liked the pair he had on. (Baby blue and white.) I said "don't you like the black & gray pair?" Chris said, "Yeah, they're cool. But I'm more of a cheerful color kinda guy."
"How long have we been married?" Chris, "15 years." Me, "No, 16...well 15 but next month it will be 16." "Do you think I could still fit in my wedding dress?" Chris, "Prolly."