Stubborn

Chris and I ate Chinese tonight. My Fortune Cookie read "You have an iron will which helps you succeed in everything." Chris said there's never been a cookie's fortune truer than mine. My iron will = my stubbornness. I'll own it. I am stubborn.

Farsightedness

Age doesn't cause forehead wrinkles. Age causes farsightedness. As a result of treating farsightedness with Wal-Mart reading glasses, wrinkles on the forehead are created by having to bend chin down toward chest and peer over top of glasses, which sit awkwardly on the bridge of your nose, while crinkling forehead to look at things over an arm's length away.