Snowboarding vs Canoe

I'm a warm fire in the winter and would love to try a canoe for summer.  I told Chris he should try snowboarding with Amber and Bryce this winter. I can sit by a fire with a nice cup of hot chocolate and my Kinde.    

He said that's like the plans he had for me this summer.  "Get you a canoe and drop you off in a cove on the lake with a sandwich, a bottle of water, and a book."  

I told him that sounds great, if, I could have an anchor and a pillow for a nap.....