You can eat crackers in my bed anytime.....

I love popcorn. I try not to eat much anymore or at least not often, but I used to have a bag of popcorn and a propel every night before bed.  Being without my nightly snack for about three months I broke down and bought a box of popcorn last week.  

Chris climbed in bed one night and said, "Have you been eating in bed?  What have you been eating in bed?  Popcorn????"  (Eating in bed is, I believe, one of his pet peeves.)

I said, "Don't you remember that old Barbara Mandrell song 'You Can Eat Crackers in My Bed Anytime'?" 

Chris, "No, I don't know what that is or what it means but popcorn ain't in it."