I'm the one at the back of the go-cart track that goes the slowest while hogging the rail, blocking your lapping and making you break the no bumping rule.
Chris got two new pair of swim trunks. He said he really liked the pair he had on. (Baby blue and white.) I said "don't you like the black & gray pair?" Chris said, "Yeah, they're cool. But I'm more of a cheerful color kinda guy."
"How long have we been married?" Chris, "15 years." Me, "No, 16...well 15 but next month it will be 16." "Do you think I could still fit in my wedding dress?" Chris, "Prolly."